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The 1 is an old figget that loves perfect fastfood and junkie shit like pado but perfect like his fried eggs. his real name is Mike faster a pado fried egg maker on pantshushpuppy-games a game hall for junkies that love perfect junk food and fast food, The 1/Mike Faster is best known for his PERFECT pado fried eggs

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The 1 is a perfect fried egg cooker. He also dislikes Teletubbies, because they're recolor downies of eachother, and they eat imperfect downy dinners. He wants too kill them all. because downies, retards, recolors and imperfect food eaters belong under a small garden with a stone. The 1 is a recolorphobe also, because they are imperfect and disgusting, he wishes his idol Hitler was still alive to get a rid of it. He is just the master of perfect fried eggs, and recolor downies need to fuck off and lick the window in the retard-bus. hoping they would swallow the windows so the glas will break in their throats, bleed recolor downy figs, puke out red glas ;D let ur stomach have a red bath!!! give the floor a red shower with pieces of stomach and glass. He joined the nazi on February 22nd 2013 and now has loads of perfect pado fried eggs and other perfect junkie dinners.

Early DaysEdit

When he first started cooking, his fried eggs were imperfect just those pieces of shit that go into downie recolor retards, he wanted to commit suicide due to this, imperfect food is for fucking recolor hush puppies like LA. one occasion he cooked an egg that looked like a nigger, it was even smoking it became his best friend nicknamed snoop dogg. Soon after, people gave him advice and now he is a perfect pado fried egg cooker! When he first cooked he was retarded but he had changed into The Number 1 of perfect cookers(shorten as The 1, his nickname) .

Fried eggEdit

One of the things he hates most is GLASS LICKING!!! GLASS IS FOR IMPERFECT FOOD EATERS LIKE DOWNIES AND RETARDED, KILL YOURSELF!!!! GO SWALLOW THE WINDOWS IN THE RETARD BUS!

- That's perfect...

- How to make a perfect fried egg

- This is just a basic friday but PERFECT

- i know, that's just the way i like it, egg rocks!!


- fried egg

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